Saw this article, and I'm glad I don't do any of these. Well, except kinda sort of the last one, but even then those examples in the article are an unreadable mess. While typography isn't my strongest point, if a logo is unreadable or gives people a headache it's worthless. Have I used elements similar? Sure, but not in the logo itself. It's always a part of a larger piece, such as the background/backdrop, framing, or detailing objects.

Remember, peeps, trendsetters set the trend by not following the trends - they're already a step ahead.